In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.
vine by: Garrison Sigmun
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS
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the story of a man and his unlikely friend
He’s probably from Florida
Florida Man Befriends Trespassing But Friendly Orange
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YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER
This is what happens for real when I can’t find the right words.
Horse Tornado is the only phrase I will use from now on
SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT
people that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted
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